Stole this from . Basically you are given a scenario/question and you have to respond with how you would react to it...


You're such a wuss.
That's not what your mom said when she was choking on my dick.

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Too bad your GPA doesn't show it. =C

Your crush has a crush on me
No surprise there! Good luck.

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
At least I'm not in Intensive math. <3

Hurry up would you?
You STFU or I'll slow down even more!

You're so snobbish
No I'm not! Just with you.

Wanna settle this outside?
It's raining outside. How about a nice, firm handshake?

You afraid of me?
Nah, I'm just afraid of your killer breath. Back up a little please!

He/she loves me more!
Too bad he/she gave me head last night and not you.

You have bad grades
WHAT!? XD

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
Hah ... really?

I don't love you.
Okay.

I think I love you already
.... do you really? Or is that your way of saying you want to get me in bed with you?

Can I copy your answers?
Nop!

I think I have a crush on your friend
He's a bitch! You don't want hiiiimmmm.

Can I sit next to you?
Sure! =]

Would you like to dance with me?
All right, but you have to take the lead. I'll follow you.

I think you have a crush on me
Oh please! Don't flatter yourself!

You have a cute smile
Oh, heheh. Thank you!

Why are you so nice to me?
Because I feel sorry for you.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
Okay, I'll try.

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
Are you guys insane? She has C's and D's in high school and I have A's and B's .... IN COLLEGE!

Go to bed early
Why!?

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
Mmmhhhhh

Study hard ok?
What do you think I do for hours each day?

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
I had no idea you lived in Mexico and used Mexican currency. Does that mean I'm not 100% Puerto Rican?

Why can't you be more like him
More like who? There's no other male in our family worth comparing me to.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
Okay, let's negotiate. Would you like for me to kiss your ass some more?