I had the craziest dream last night about a friend that I thought I'd share with you guys. It's mildly hilarious (mostly to me). This whole excerpt was written to her via Facebook mail.

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"So I have to tell you about this dream I had last night since you made a cameo in it.

Okay so the earliest part of the dream I remember us being in a cafeteria with a group of "friends" whom I don't know about. They were just random people my imagination came up with. Everybody was conversing passionately about something I don't remember and then you broke out and were all like, "I really like Hayley Williams." For some reason I got really mad at you and told you that I didn't like the fact that you would talk about Paramore in front of our friends. Apparently in that very instant I had the sudden urge to pee and I excused myself from the table.

I went into a room on my way to the bathroom and these two guys were having a heated discussion about something philosophical. I kept coming in and out of the room walking past them a couple of times because I couldn't figure out where the bathroom was. I stopped to ask them where the bathroom was and they got mad at me because I was being extremely rude and I immediately apologized for interrupting them and walked back to the table.

The moment I sat down a sketchbook that you didn't even have on you before magically appeared in your hand with a pencil. You were drawing something for your friends. I literally watched you draw for like 30 seconds and somehow in a span of 30 seconds you drew a realistic portrait of Hayley Williams beautifully shaded in graphite and I was so astounded as to how you managed to finish 10+ hours of shading work in 30 seconds. I was really heated because I was so sick of your alleged obsession with Hayley Williams and I told you I had to go because I had to go to class. You got kinda mad and you explained to me that you majored in art or something ridiculous that wasn't even true and I didn't even care because that had absolutely nothing to do with why I was leaving the table.

So I go into my car and I drove around for literally minutes before I could find a parking spot. I finally found one and just as I was about to turn the wheel to park I saw a bunch of people get out of the car adjacent to the parking spot and I had to wait for them to get out of the way for me to park. Well I usually never lock my doors when I'm driving so this random black girl jumps into the back seat of my car and all she says is "Worst ... day ... EVER!"

Soooo I was extremely confused as to why this chick whom I never met jumped into my car and I told her "Um ... I think you got me confused for someone else." And she was all like, "Yeah, I just wanna get away from them." So for some reason my natural reaction to that was to ask her if she wanted to drive around and she was like "Yeah ..." The rest was all a blur ...

I pretty much have dreams like this all the time. I think I need to see a therapist."